Monday, February 09, 2004

CBS looks at the natives. Not being familiar with native customs or practices, CBS goes deep in to the heart of the Evangelical jungle and determines that they worship a tribal deity, and follow the writings of a witch doctor named LaHaye.
Central to evangelicals' faith is an event that can happen at any time called the Rapture, when God takes all true-believing Christians and children under 12 to a better place while all others suffer the tribulation and are damned.
Viewers are warned that these savages are easily alarmed and should not be approached, except with extreme caution.

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