Liturgical Child. For Christmas, my father gave my son, Joe, age 5, a Star Wars Light Saber. It's battery-powered, lights up, and talks. It has an Obi-Wan -like voice that says things like "Control, control, you must learn control!"

When Joe shuts it off, Obi-Wan says: "May the force be with you."

To which Joe always replies: "And also with you."